saphazure:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!


Hello everypony~

I’m almost at 3000 followers! Nobody cares right? YEAH!!

But you WILL care when I say this.

Since I’m too much of a lazy ass to give it to many people, I’ll just make it so the winner gets all!

Yes, this is a giveaway. You probably care now! Wait actually, you only care for the giveaway, but not the actual follows.

Anyway, to the rewards.

  1. A PS3
  2. Tons of bought games downloaded onto it, save data, 120gb slim for lots of porn!
  3. An Alienware M14x with ALL OF MY THINGS ON IT (ponies inbound)
  4. A Razer Naga MMOG gaming mouse
  5. A cooling pad
  6. Some USB headphones
  7. A dell laptop, I don’t even know what brand it is, my friend is giving it to me but I only like Alienware
  8. All of the McDonald’s pony toys (except for Rarity, she’s mine :D)
  9. A shout-out on my blog (I only have this here so I don’t look like an asshole
  10. An android phone pre-loaded with all of my stuff

Now for rules :I

  • You HAVE to be following my blog. Reblogs and likes also give you chances to win, so you can get up to 3 chances to win all of my shit I don’t need
  • You HAVE to reblog at least once.
  • Max reblogs allowed: 3!!! Any more and disqualified.
  • Kissing up to me doesn’t count for shit, and will actually disqualify you
  • uhhhh
  • Reblog as many times as you want, I don’t give a fuck, but don’t do more than 3. xD Contradicting statements (it’s just unfair you guys xD)
  • Recomended to be a brony, since like all of these have pony things on them
  • poneh should poneh poneh
  • You CAN talk to me about it, just please don’t beg me for it.

Random.org will be my decider. I’ll just copy and paste your names there or something. Should I do screenshots? Yeah, okay. I’ll do screenshots if you ask for them

You don’t have to keep following me after the giveaway. Hell, I don’t control your lives. Be warned though, this blog is VERY NSFW.

During the course of the giveaway, though, please let me know if something offended you and I’ll delete it ASAP. I reblog lots of R34 xD

That’s about it you guys. Any questions, just ask me.

Thanks for 3000 once again you guys!

Oh yeah, have your asks open the 30th!!!! May 30 is your last chance!!

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The Mask is finally done. I painted it over with white (since i noticed it had turned yellowish as it sat on my dresser) and then spray painted it with the same fabric paint I’m using for everything else. The eye liner was also painted from the same paint that’s painted on the fins. Now I just have to figure out how to attach it to the costume…

The Mask is finally done. I painted it over with white (since i noticed it had turned yellowish as it sat on my dresser) and then spray painted it with the same fabric paint I’m using for everything else. The eye liner was also painted from the same paint that’s painted on the fins. Now I just have to figure out how to attach it to the costume…

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I lightly spray painted the whole suit with blue fabric spray paint. It didn’t come out exactly as I wanted but that’s fine. To spray paint it I put it on my sewing mannequin and then stuffed the arms, legs and the head with stuffing, then spray painted it. Once the paint dried I took out all the stuffing and put it back on the mannequin to paint the spottage on the back.
The paint I used is amazing even though the zipper is painted over it still goes down fine as if there was no paint there. I used Tulip Soft Fabric Velveteen Paint to paint the spots. The Zora in the picture is a reference I used for main pattern of spots in the back. I did add my own touches because it looked to bare and I know the spots do come down to the hips were the hip fins are. That will be painted once I sew in the Hip fins. 

I lightly spray painted the whole suit with blue fabric spray paint. It didn’t come out exactly as I wanted but that’s fine. To spray paint it I put it on my sewing mannequin and then stuffed the arms, legs and the head with stuffing, then spray painted it. Once the paint dried I took out all the stuffing and put it back on the mannequin to paint the spottage on the back.

The paint I used is amazing even though the zipper is painted over it still goes down fine as if there was no paint there. I used Tulip Soft Fabric Velveteen Paint to paint the spots. The Zora in the picture is a reference I used for main pattern of spots in the back. I did add my own touches because it looked to bare and I know the spots do come down to the hips were the hip fins are. That will be painted once I sew in the Hip fins. 

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saphazure:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!


Hello everypony~

I’m almost at 3000 followers! Nobody cares right? YEAH!!

But you WILL care when I say this.

Since I’m too much of a lazy ass to give it to many people, I’ll just make it so the winner gets all!

Yes, this is a giveaway. You probably care now! Wait actually, you only care for the giveaway, but not the actual follows.

Anyway, to the rewards.

  1. A PS3
  2. Tons of bought games downloaded onto it, save data, 120gb slim for lots of porn!
  3. An Alienware M14x with ALL OF MY THINGS ON IT (ponies inbound)
  4. A Razer Naga MMOG gaming mouse
  5. A cooling pad
  6. Some USB headphones
  7. A dell laptop, I don’t even know what brand it is, my friend is giving it to me but I only like Alienware
  8. All of the McDonald’s pony toys (except for Rarity, she’s mine :D)
  9. A shout-out on my blog (I only have this here so I don’t look like an asshole
  10. An android phone pre-loaded with all of my stuff

Now for rules :I

  • You HAVE to be following my blog. Reblogs and likes also give you chances to win, so you can get up to 3 chances to win all of my shit I don’t need
  • You HAVE to reblog at least once.
  • Max reblogs allowed: 3!!! Any more and disqualified.
  • Kissing up to me doesn’t count for shit, and will actually disqualify you
  • uhhhh
  • Reblog as many times as you want, I don’t give a fuck, but don’t do more than 3. xD Contradicting statements (it’s just unfair you guys xD)
  • Recomended to be a brony, since like all of these have pony things on them
  • poneh should poneh poneh
  • You CAN talk to me about it, just please don’t beg me for it.

Random.org will be my decider. I’ll just copy and paste your names there or something. Should I do screenshots? Yeah, okay. I’ll do screenshots if you ask for them

You don’t have to keep following me after the giveaway. Hell, I don’t control your lives. Be warned though, this blog is VERY NSFW.

During the course of the giveaway, though, please let me know if something offended you and I’ll delete it ASAP. I reblog lots of R34 xD

That’s about it you guys. Any questions, just ask me.

Thanks for 3000 once again you guys!

Oh yeah, have your asks open the 30th!!!! May 30 is your last chance!!

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So I dont remember what I posted in my last zora update so I’m just going to post everything I have now. I have finished and fixed my zora feet, finished basically painting the headfin (cant do the final top touches until its sewn in), I have carved and sewn in my chest and rib muscles and gotten stuff to go underneath the suit. All fins are sewn and 2 parts of them are fully painted. The mask is basically done except for painting. I still have a lot of work to do still… 

I still need to spray paint the arm fins and body suit, paint both of those. Sew in all the fins, and make the arm ones be able to be velcro’d in so its easier to transport and such. 

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blazerdesigns:

May Giveaway: Legend of Zelda merch + Sale

Hey fellow tumblrers & tumblrettes, this month I’ll be giving away three of my LoZ fanart merchandise to three lucky winners. As a bonus, I’ll be having a sale on Hylian Shield and Full Heart Container necklaces in my shop for the duration of the giveaway.

Prizes

  • First draw: Rosewood box inlaid with the Hylian crest
  • Second draw: Full Heart Container necklace
  • Third draw: Hylian Shield necklace

Rules

  • Reblog this post once
  • Likes/follows do not count
  • Giveaway ends May 15th, Saturday at 10pm PST
  • Winner will be announced and contacted on Sunday

It’s dangerous to go alone, reblog this!

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They told me the big black Lab’s name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I’d only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.
But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn’t hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggie’s advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn’t look like “Lab people,” whatever that meant. They must’ve thought I did.But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which were brand new tennis balls, his dishes and a sealed letter from his previous owner.See, Reggie and I didn’t really hit it off when we got home. We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too.Maybe we were too much alike.I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten about that. “Okay, Reggie,” I said out loud, “let’s see if your previous owner has any advice.”____________ _________ _________ _________To Whomever Gets My Dog:Well, I can’t say that I’m happy you’re reading this, a letter I told the shelter could only be opened by Reggie’s new owner. I’m not even happy writing it. He knew something was different.So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with him and he with you.First, he loves tennis balls. The more the merrier. Sometimes I think he’s part squirrel, the way he hoards them. He usually always has two in his mouth, and he tries to get a third in there. Hasn’t done it yet. Doesn’tmatter where you throw them, he’ll bound after them, so be careful. Don’t do it by any roads.Next, commands. Reggie knows the obvious ones —-“sit,” “stay,” “come,” “heel.”He knows hand signals, too: He knows “ball” and “food” and “bone” and “treat” like nobody’s business.Feeding schedule: twice a day, regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand.He’s up on his shots. Be forewarned: Reggie hates the vet. Good luck getting him in the car. I don’t know how he knows when it’s time to go to the vet, but he knows.Finally, give him some time. It’s only been Reggie and me for his whole life. He’s gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides if you can. He sits well in the backseat, and he doesn’t bark or complain. He just loves to be around people, and me most especially.And that’s why I need to share one more bit of info with you…His name’s not Reggie. He’s a smart dog, he’ll get used to it and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. But I just couldn’t bear to give them his real name. But if someone is reading this … well it means that his new owner should know his real name. His real name is “Tank.” Because, that is what I drive.I told the shelter that they couldn’t make “Reggie” available for adoption until they received word from my company commander. You see, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could’ve left Tank with .. and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to Iraq, that they make one phone call to the shelter … in the “event” … to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my CO is a dog-guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said he’d do it personally. And if you’re reading this, then he made good on his word.Tank has been my family for the last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family. And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family, too, and that he will adjust and come to love you the same way heloved me.If I have to give up Tank to keep those terrible people from coming to the US I am glad to have done so. He is my example of service and of love. I hope I honored him by my service to my country and comrades.All right, that’s enough. I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter. Maybe I’ll peek in on him and see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth.Good luck with Tank. Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night - from me.Thank you,Paul Mallory____________ _________ _________ _______I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure, I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the SilverStar when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all summer.I leaned forward in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at the dog.“Hey, Tank,” I said quietly.The dog’s head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes bright.“C’mere boy.”He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor. He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn’t heard in months. “Tank,” I whispered.His tail swished.I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried myface into his scruff and hugged him.“It’s me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me.” Tank reached up and licked my cheek.“So whatdaya say we play some ball?” His ears perked again.“Yeah? Ball? You like that? Ball?”Tank tore from my hands and disappeared into the next room. And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth.”

They told me the big black Lab’s name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I’d only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.


But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn’t hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggie’s advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn’t look like “Lab people,” whatever that meant. They must’ve thought I did.

But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which were brand new tennis balls, his dishes and a sealed letter from his previous owner.

See, Reggie and I didn’t really hit it off when we got home. We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too.
Maybe we were too much alike.

I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten about that. “Okay, Reggie,” I said out loud, “let’s see if your previous owner has any advice.”
____________ _________ _________ _________

To Whomever Gets My Dog:

Well, I can’t say that I’m happy you’re reading this, a letter I told the shelter could only be opened by Reggie’s new owner. I’m not even happy writing it. He knew something was different.

So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with him and he with you.

First, he loves tennis balls. The more the merrier. Sometimes I think he’s part squirrel, the way he hoards them. He usually always has two in his mouth, and he tries to get a third in there. Hasn’t done it yet. Doesn’t
matter where you throw them, he’ll bound after them, so be careful. Don’t do it by any roads.

Next, commands. Reggie knows the obvious ones —-“sit,” “stay,” “come,” “heel.”

He knows hand signals, too: He knows “ball” and “food” and “bone” and “treat” like nobody’s business.

Feeding schedule: twice a day, regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand.

He’s up on his shots. Be forewarned: Reggie hates the vet. Good luck getting him in the car. I don’t know how he knows when it’s time to go to the vet, but he knows.

Finally, give him some time. It’s only been Reggie and me for his whole life. He’s gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides if you can. He sits well in the backseat, and he doesn’t bark or complain. He just loves to be around people, and me most especially.

And that’s why I need to share one more bit of info with you…His name’s not Reggie. He’s a smart dog, he’ll get used to it and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. But I just couldn’t bear to give them his real name. But if someone is reading this … well it means that his new owner should know his real name. His real name is “Tank.” Because, that is what I drive.

I told the shelter that they couldn’t make “Reggie” available for adoption until they received word from my company commander. You see, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could’ve left Tank with .. and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to Iraq, that they make one phone call to the shelter … in the “event” … to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my CO is a dog-guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said he’d do it personally. And if you’re reading this, then he made good on his word.

Tank has been my family for the last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family. And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family, too, and that he will adjust and come to love you the same way he
loved me.

If I have to give up Tank to keep those terrible people from coming to the US I am glad to have done so. He is my example of service and of love. I hope I honored him by my service to my country and comrades.

All right, that’s enough. I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter. Maybe I’ll peek in on him and see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth.

Good luck with Tank. Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night - from me.

Thank you,

Paul Mallory
____________ _________ _________ _______

I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure, I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver
Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all summer.

I leaned forward in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at the dog.

“Hey, Tank,” I said quietly.

The dog’s head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes bright.

“C’mere boy.”

He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor. He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn’t heard in months. “Tank,” I whispered.

His tail swished.

I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my
face into his scruff and hugged him.

“It’s me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me.” Tank reached up and licked my cheek.

“So whatdaya say we play some ball?” His ears perked again.

“Yeah? Ball? You like that? Ball?”

Tank tore from my hands and disappeared into the next room. And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth.”

(Source: stephaniekilbury)

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askstumpy:

GET OUT I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE.

STUMPY YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!!! That’s why you let me sleep on your pillows and eat all your hummus!

askstumpy:

GET OUT I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE.

STUMPY YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!!! That’s why you let me sleep on your pillows and eat all your hummus!

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New Favorite Quote

“Have you ever had a relationship where you almost can’t talk to the other person for too long because your face starts to hurt from the smiling”

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We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At 11:59:59 EST. If You Dont Reblog This Before Then, All The Content On Your Blog Will Be Lost.

wyxmern:

tedrawr:

wordsthatshouldvebeensaid:

zaynlovesithard:

styleskryptonite:

mrs-tommo:

misskimstyles:

not risking losing mrs-tommo!!!!

not risking this

fuck this is annoying!! Get a fuckn life and let us live our life’s!

just in case cuz if my blog gets deleted i will never stop crying!

not even gunna risk it 

:I

(Source: CNN)

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exogk asked: HOLD ON. WOLVES?! You don't HAVE to! I wouldn't face wolves for you! Wolves are freaking dangerous! Unless you mean this figuratively, you're one hell of a crazy person. But hey, for you, I would be ready to face DRAGONS. Oh yeah, you heard me right. (Don't tell anyone, but, I said that mostly because dragons don't actually exist. So, I'm safe!) Oh yeah, this is a question asking box... Um... What's your opinion about waffles? Oh god, I'm so boring. I apologize!

I LOVE WAFFLES!! and yes wolves and its from a dream I had lol XD 

s-p-a-n:

fuckyeahasscreed:

habitations:

!!!SPECIAL GIVEAWAY!!!

Assassin’s Creed Encyclopedia - White Edition

Yes, that’s right! My cousins, unknowing that I was already in possession of it, gifted me with another copy of this encyclopedia for Christmas. I have no need for two, so I decided to make one of them my first tumblr giveaway.

Copy-pasta’d from the Ubi Workshop website:

“Enter the world of Assassin’s Creed with this official comprehensive guide of the AC universe. A must have for fans new to the game world as well as those who have been fascinated with the series since day one, this encyclopedia features new up-to-date information on various characters and organizations, as well as amazing artwork which is a trademark of the brand.

  • A detailed look at all the stories unfurling within the AC universe
  • Profiles of major characters and supporting characters
  • The history of the Templars and the Assassins
  • Covering all canon elements of the Assassin’s Creed universe, including comic books, novels, Facebook Legacy game, etc.
  • And more!

The “Cartes Blanches” will feature art created by talented fans and industry professionals which explores the many possibilities and “what ifs” typical of the AC universe.”

This complete package - consisting of a 255 page encyclopedia and 8 beautiful art prints - is worth over $40 and is, as of this moment, SOLD OUT in the Ubi Workshop online store. However, it can be yours for absolutely free!

The rules are simple:

  • 3 reblogs to each person.
  • LIKES DO NOT COUNT.
  • As this is my first ever give away, I will be limiting it to residents of the USA only. I apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
  • Your ask box must be open the day I end the contest, so that if you win I may contact you. If your askbox is closed, I will select someone else.
  • You must be comfortable with giving me your address. I guarantee that all your personal information will be kept absolutely confidential.
  • If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me!

I WILL END THE CONTEST AND SELECT THE WINNER RANDOMLY VIA RANDOM.ORG ON THE 20TH OF JANUARY. (though this date is subject to change depending on how many notes the giveaway collects)

GOOD LUCK!!

signal boost

I WANT SO BADLY. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. HIGHLIGHT 

(Source: johndavefanfics)

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s-p-a-n:

azirae:

An Assassin’s Creed Christmas.

OOOH DDAYDYYDDYYAAYYADYDYAYDALL MY WANT
HEATHER MAKE THIS FOR ME NOVICE DO ITYOUR MALIK WANTS THIS… shit I want a chain of ‘em.

Find the original pocture Stumpy and I will make it for you and laminate it! but only if i get my christmas wish stumpy!!! 

s-p-a-n:

azirae:

An Assassin’s Creed Christmas.

OOOH DDAYDYYDDYYAAYYADYDYAYD
ALL MY WANT

HEATHER MAKE THIS FOR ME NOVICE DO IT

YOUR MALIK WANTS THIS… shit I want a chain of ‘em.

Find the original pocture Stumpy and I will make it for you and laminate it! but only if i get my christmas wish stumpy!!! 

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this is awesome!!! 

darksstars:

jadiejadie:

HAY DUDES.

See all that stuff up there?  I’m giving all that stuff away. Why? I’m feeling giving today.

WHAT YOU GET:

  • 13x19 Glossy copies of BONK!, Mucha Medic, and Chell Nouveau
  • A set of TF2 class buttons, your choice of RED, BLU or a mix
  • A set of Portal personality cores from Portal and Portal 2
  • A FREE SKETCHCARD COMMISSION

RULES

  1. Please only reblog once
  2. Likes do not count
  3. Follows are not necessary, but they are appreciated
  4. Winner shall be picked at random

Winner will be picked on January 15th.

I WANT THESE BUTTONS SO BADLY

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