peroro:

demonhunting:

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC I JUST IMAGINE THIS KID SCREAMING ANDTHE MOM PULLS A REMOTE OUT OF HER MOM-BAG AND PRESSES A BUTTON AND THE CHILD JUST STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE AND THE LOOK OR TERROR ON THE KID’S FACE AS THEY TRY TO MAKE NOISE BUT THEY JUST VIBRATE DEAR GOD

mom-bag

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spaceballs-the-official-url:


iamparadroid:


imgoverdose:


Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate.


HYPERBOLEANDAHALF


“I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”

spaceballs-the-official-url:

iamparadroid:

imgoverdose:

Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate.

HYPERBOLEANDAHALF

“I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”

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oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

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freak-cl:

blackbanshee:

zeldathon:

Cards of Legend ($15 USD)

Against mighty odds
Hero’s hands paired, drawn, and set
The Cards of Legend

These poker-sized playing cards are produced by the US Playing Card Company (USPCC), the same company responsible for the famous Bicycle card decks.

  • 56 Poker sized cards
  • Printed on Bicycle grade paper with embossed finish
  • Unique suits (sword, heart, rupee, tri-force) and face cards
  • Custom card backs (available in red and blue)
  • Custom tuck box
  • Gold foil security seal and cellophane wrapper with tear band

You know. For any other Zelda fan who NEEDS these. Buy ’em here!

que le pone el color el lobo, son solo unas cartas del legend of zelda…

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brokenheels-brokenheart:

Puppies in bow ties are just perfect

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twirliest:

finofilipino:

Gatos y Mario, combinando pasiones.

Enviado por Garcho.

Amazing! Wish I could make/buy this for Lyndon!

ayoungrat:

This is even funnier and more epic when you realize he has no idea what’s behind him.

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imkatandimawesome:

nyhkho:

#1 Aquamarine
#2 Rhodochrosite
#3 Duftite
#4 Tourmaline
#5 Agate

By Pythosblaze

> Francesca Wellborn


Deviant Art : 
http://pythosblaze.deviantart.com/


You should aslo absolutely check her ” Fu Beasties “

gallery too : http://pythosblaze.deviantart.com/gallery/26299004

Gems and dragons? Perfect.

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m-hart:

deducecanoe:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

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Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Wow. Dude, had he never seen a naked lady? I mean, he’s so smart and good at stuff and that is not good boobage. 

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Salai be like “Son, you gon need to sculpt yoself a tub for that burn.”

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cleopatrasweave:

today i realized how much i love anubis like he just


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this sarcophagus contains all the fucks i give. also your beating heart

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talk to the hand cuz the face aint talkin

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say that to my face horus you falcon headed fuck

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calm down ladies

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LOOK @ ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU YOUNG MAN

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awildpikachuappears:

itsaroosterteeththing:

mishaesque:

girlnickel:

ichbinamandaa:

I love this so much. 

FIGURE SKATERS ARE MADE OF MAGIC

OH MY GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME THAT THEY WERE GONNA FALL HOLY SHIT I COULDN’T BREATHE

That was possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed in my life.

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Y U No control your trolling Assassins Ubisoft!?

darksnowflakes:

You let them loose for just a second, and look what happens! 

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